Who knew Bugles were so bad for you? Fried in coconut oil?! Good lord!

Fortunately, I won’t have any trouble avoiding eating any of these, especially no. 10. When I was in college, I had a Denny’s “Grand Slam Breakfast” late one night, and within two hours was curled up in a ball on the floor, quite literally writhing in agony. Eighteen years or so later, and I haven’t had one since, nor do I plan to ever have another.